The opening line of my autobiography.
when I'm full: I'm going to eat small meals so I can be skinny this summer, yep.
when I'm hungry: guys like curvy girls YOLO *inhales bag of doritos*
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
